Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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