living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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