dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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