So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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