Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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