He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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