Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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