is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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