I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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