xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I have aggressive nipples.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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