they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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