he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I need to sanitize my soul.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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