This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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