how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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