There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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