I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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