like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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