well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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