i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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