I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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