last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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