strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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