Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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