I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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