it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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