Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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