I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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