weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
True college students do jello shots in the library
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