Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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