He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I wish I only lived at night.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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