You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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