Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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