i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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