Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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