I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
