why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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