This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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