As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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