Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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