He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So here I am, sexting at work.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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