erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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