I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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