office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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