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(973): View more from New Jersey

she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I love watching others lives come down to our level.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..

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(727): View more from Florida

Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.

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(410): View more from Maryland

it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk

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(201): View more from New Jersey

that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid

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