Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
please don't ironically join a cult
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