Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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