Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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