Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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