Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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