win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I have post one night stand depression
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