That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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