I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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