Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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