before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
