i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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