Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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