Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am in a vortex of obligation.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
